merry christmas to all the broads and bros out there... we hope you got everything you wanted this holiday. if you didn't, then now's your chance to go fuck santa up. he's bound to be off his guard now (what after all that present-delivering he did last night) so now is your prime opportunity to go kick the jolly fat man around a bit for not giving you that 7 seconds record you wanted so bad. go ahead, you know you want to. we won't tell anyone.
we recently asked our fans on facebook what they would want, merch-wise, from the broads if we were selling merch, and we got some pretty good suggestions. so here's a list of potential damn broads! merch you might be able to pick up at one of our future shows:
patches, back patches, bumflaps, t-shirts, stickers, pins, hats, lighters, action figures (just kidding, but a cool idea), bumper stickers, posters... a pretty impressive list, right? damn right! just think of all the christmas gifts you could give your pals next year. we're all about the commercialization of the holiday!
