Wednesday, February 9, 2011

GIRL BANDS SUCK

if you're heard one song you've heard 'em all, they're all the fucking same
sappy love songs sung by riot girls that pierce your fucking brain
demanding respect although you know they're gimmicky as fuck
you may think it's hypocritical but i think girl bands suck

nobody wants to listen 'cos their music's fucking lame
they bitch about misogynists 'cos they're the ones to blame
"it's hard to get respect when you're stuck playing a boy's game"
nobody wants to listen to a bunch of fucking dames

their message of equality gets thrown right to the wind
the very moment that they're shown the easy way to get ahead
they'll keep singing songs of moving on and women's rights and shit
to an audience that's only there to see their ass and tits

do they care about the music or is that all just a front?
it seems to me their only talent is possession of a cunt
they complain of inequality but no one gives a fuck
you may think it's hypocritical but i think girl bands suck

nobody wants to listen 'cos their music's fucking lame
they bitch about misogynists 'cos they're the ones to blame
"it's hard to get respect when you're stuck playing a boy's game"
nobody wants to listen to a bunch of fucking dames

nobody wants to listen 'cos their music's fucking lame
they bitch about misogynists but they're the ones to blame
"it's hard to get respect when you're stuck playing a boy's game"
nobody wants to listen to a bunch of fucking dames!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

damn shows!

we're gonna be coming out of our month-long hiatus soon, and we've got a ton of shows lined up that we're really excited about. we miss playing shows. a lot.

february 11, 2011: we'll be playing the el 'n gee with stomped on sight, heavy breath, problems, los bungalitos, bust it! and worlds... we'll be taking the stage at 8:15 sharp, so show up early if you wanna see your broads play their first show of the new year. you know you want to.

february 12, 2011: we'll be playing anna liffey's in new haven for a valentine's day punk rock show... other bands on the bill are the main street suits, the mcgunks and bobbie peru. sorry, kids... this is a 21+ show only. we go on at approximately 9pm, and ladies get in to the show free before 9:30. so if you're a lady and you wanna see some damn broads, it's your lucky day.

february 25, 2011: the broads will be playing at cherry street station in wallingford. not much information on this show as of right now since it's not all set up yet, but if everything goes as planned, we'll be playing with loud youth, cry havoc! and the havnotz. so this would be the coolest show ever.
edit [2/9/11]: loud youth, cry havoc! and the havnotz all can't play the show. but the show is still on, with three really awesome bands: insufficient evidence (we played with them at the all asia in boston), found dead in trunk (old school connecticut punk rock) and NO! (we played with them before at wrench in the works).

march 11, 2011: the broads will be featured in the women who rock showcase at two boots of bridgeport. we don't have any info on this show right now, it's in the works.

Monday, January 3, 2011

damn broads! at taco bell

so we're finally starting to upload videos from the past four months... we'd been too busy with practice and playing shows to do it earlier, but you guys should expect to see at least one video per week uploaded to our youtube account for the next month at least. after that we'll be playing shows again so it'll be iffy on how often we'll be updating everything, you know us broads, we're not good at the whole internets thing.